Yo Mama!

The Boozy Weathergirl
Jun 18, 2025
2 min read

Karen Read is not guilty (except for driving drunk)! The only thing I am guilty of this week is writing the mindless crap you are reading here in this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl!

1

I love BLTs. They are delicious. However, they are one of the most poorly-constructed sandwiches ever made! There is no binding agent, so everything just slips out when you bite it. And let’s face it, if the lettuce and tomato slide off and I'm left with bacon, I’m choosing the bacon. So, any health benefit is certainly gone from this choice.

2

For the last day of school, I wore this cute little shirt that says, “In my summer era.” It would be a lot cuter, though, if my ample breasts did not stretch the words out so that no one could read what the heck it says. I’ve caught people blushing, trying to not stare at them and figure out the message.

3

I’m back on the Spelling Bee train in terms of NYT games. I used some Community hints the other day, and this one really cracked me up – Yo' (mama) so literal she stared for hours at the OJ 'cause it said "Concentrate.”

4

On the flipside, I was chatting with some of my real estate colleagues last night, lamenting about how lean our opportunities are right now. Me, being forever the optimist, commented that, “Anything is better than nothing.” Very quickly, one of my colleagues replied, “That’s what it says on my Tinder profile!” And I just about pissed my pants!

5

I broke down about six different Amazon boxes in one day, as they have a really bad habit of sending one small item per large box. And I was thinking to myself that they really need an Amazon used box drop off location. As great as that sounded, I also realized that I would have to rent about two moving vans in order to take all of the boxes that I’ve accumulated to get them somewhere else.

6

I was trying to come up with a good side hustle. My new idea is to sell a homing pigeon on eBay. I figure I could get in a good 40 or 50 sales before the thing kicks the bucket, right?

7

When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say "nothing," it does not mean I am free. It means I am not doing a thing today, and that includes not doing it with you.

8

I hate when a couple argues in public, and I missed the beginning, because I don't know whose side I'm on.

9

Here is my sage advice for the week - There are three things that never lie - small children, drunk people and yoga pants. Think about it.

10

I’m pretty sure that Grey Goose is my spirit animal.

This weekend will be the official start of summer - finally! It’s almost out of the 60s here in the Northeast - yay! This drink looked especially refreshing for a summer day. Cheers!