Better late than never

The Boozy Weathergirl
7 hours ago
2 min read

Sorry for the delay, folks! It's been quite busy here. Hoping this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl gives you the pick-me-up you need to finish your week off strong!

1

I need a six-month vacation. Two times a year.

2

My husband knew I talked back and didn't listen when he met me. I don't know why he has an attitude about it now.

3

If you ask yourself this while drinking, it might be even funnier - What if slugs are just divorced snails who didn't get the house?

4

Sometimes I read a text and think, "What a PSYCHO!" Then I press SEND.

5

Did you know there is a play in chess called the "Bob Seger?" It's when the Knight moves.

6

I definitely did not fuck around enough for all this finding out I am experiencing.

7

No matter what is going on in your life, there is some form of potato that can make it all better.

8

Along the same lines, most days, I can't decide if I need a hug, a Venti coffee, six shots of vodka or two weeks of sleep.

9

If drunk me said or did something to offend you, please take it up with drunk me. Because sober me wasn't there. Like, I don't even know what happened.

10

No debt, ideal weight, eight hours of sleep, mental health on track and zero alcohol. I was at my peak. Ah, to be 8-years-old again...

It is so nice to be out of school. The weather up in the Northeast has been quite beautiful the last couple of days. There are so many fantastic drink options to go with these perfect days, that I decided to provide you with a month's worth of recipes to try. Sounds like the perfect to-do list, right? Let me know if you have a favorite!