Glue stick or Chapstick?

The Boozy Weathergirl
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The end is in sight, my public-school friends! If you're not done yet, let's hope this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl can tide you over until you can go out for that celebratory bevy!

1

I have found that a great way to end a conversation is to quietly hand the other person one of your socks.

2

If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out that your physical health is far worse than your mental health and feel a lot better.

3

Are you allowed to use the carpool land if the other person is in the trunk? Asking for a friend...

4

Whoever said that perimenopause is when your people-pleasing hormones clock out and your IDGAF hormones take charge was a very smart woman.

5

Me in high school - eats a Big Mac, fries and a dozen donuts at midnight - wakes up three pounds lighter. Me now - swallows my spit and goes up a dress size.

6

The older I get, the more I realize why cats simply walk away halfway through a conversation.

7

Along the same lines, I think some people need a glue stick instead of Chapstick.

8

My therapist asked me what I do when I am sad. Of course, I responded, "add to cart!" Apparently, that was not the healthy answer she was looking for.

9

I feel like having to tell your mom that a video is actually AI is akin to telling a kid that Santa doesn't exist.

10

Never turn down an invitation for a quick drink with your friends, because that can turn into the best six hours of your life.

It has been fun seeing all of the graduation pics over the past month or so. I looked up graduation cocktails, and I was amused by The National Bartenders School's renaming of some classics. Check them out below!