#winning

The Boozy Weathergirl
Sep 17
2 min read

I got four full bottles of liquor at a yard sale this past weekend for $25. I am Charlie Sheen kind of #winning! Hope this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl scores as big.

1

I'm in search of someone to brush my teeth with, because 9 out of 10 dentists say brushing alone will not prevent tooth decay. Please, no weirdos need apply.

2

Nothing screams fall vibes like buying $100 worth of mums that I'll kill in a week.

3

I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier person.

4

Don't bother putting your hand over my mouth to shut me up. I will lick you.

5

Heads up - if you receive a message from me about canned meat, please do not open it. It's just SPAM.

6

Some things are better left unsaid. Sadly, I often realize this right after I've said them.

7

Things that keep me awake at night #508 - How do Amish girls know if a candlelit dinner is a romantic gesture or just a regular ole dinner?

8

Things that keep me awake at night #715 - How can every "c" in "Pacific Ocean" make a different sound?

9

I tell my daughter to follow her dreams. Unless, of course, I've already paid for the registration fee on her last dream. In that case, she's following the funded dream for at least another 8-10 weeks.

10

Just remember, the first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

If you didn't watch the series finale of "The Summer I Turned Pretty" last night, I don't even understand why we are friends. One way to stay on #teamconrad or #teamjeremiah is to make one of these delicious TikTok recipes inspired by the series. And if you say you are #teambelly, you are dead to me. Truly.