What was your name again?

The Boozy Weathergirl
Aug 6, 2025
2 min read

I'm getting ready to break out my new 25-piece patio set - 1 plastic chair and a 24-pack of beer. Crack open this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl and drink up!

1

The most disturbing thing about accidentally waking up at 4AM is realizing some people do this on purpose so they can exercise.

2

Nobody told me that when you get a husband, the ears are sold separately.

3

I went to the DMV for a new license. Didn't get it, because I left my DNA sample and original copy of the Declaration of Independence at home.

4

My cousin shared a little story about, what she calls, Grinch Ass. This is defined as that momentary horror when you think your butt grew 10 sizes overnight, but then you realize you just attempted to put your underwear on backwards.

5

One of my biggest flaws is that when I ask someone what their name is, I forget to listen to what their name is.

6

“Pre” means before. “Post” means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous!

7

Having kids means going to bed with a clean kitchen and waking up to it looking like they hosted a drunken midnight dinner party.

8

Warning - the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

9

Some call it OCD. I call it, "put the fucking thing back where it belongs!"

10

I am finally embracing my 50s. I know this, because although my dress size has gone up, the amount of fucks I give has gone down.

All I’m saying is that if it’s going to be this hot outside, it could at the very least melt some of this fat off of me. I really am bored with all of the drink recipes I've seen lately. So, instead, I'm going to recommend something spicy you can enjoy in another way - The Hunting Wives on Netflix. Don't watch with the kids around unless you want to blush. And don't say I said it was good TV. It's more like WTF-did-I-just-watch TV! But worth it...