What'd you say, fitch?

The Boozy Weathergirl
Dec 5, 2024
3 min read

First, we have to wish my hubby a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY today! Second, I think we have FINALLY finished all of the Thanksgiving leftovers. Praying that this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl is less stale than the Turkey Day pie crust a week after the fact.

1

My sense of direction is so bad that I put on my pre-labeled "Left" and "Right" socks on the wrong feet.

2

I recently got out of work early and decided to go to Costco to beat the crowds. Well, I could not have been more wrong with my assumption. How is this place as crowded on the weekdays as it is on the weekends? And who the hell are these people who just have time every day to go to Costco?

3

Best ship of the week - Fucking + bitch = Fitch! #dontbeafitch

4

I’ve seen some stupid shit. But recently, there was a video of something that said, “I always do this for guests.” And there was a roll of toilet paper involved. I was intrigued and watched the Reel. The woman was wrapping a roll of something with which you wipe your ass in Christmas wrapping paper. Then stacking them on the back of the toilet. I shit you not (pun intended). Um, if I have guests coming over, I'm basically making piles of my crap and running them into my bedroom closet, praying no one wanders in there. You're lucky to have toilet paper. I'm not fucking decorating it for the holidays.

5

What have I said or done to get so many Elf on the Shelf ideas in my feed? And kind of like those who go to Costco every day, who the hell has time to come up with this stuff? There is a special room in hell for the creator of that creepy little pixie, and the rest of the room is full of these Pinterest Psychos who perpetuate this bullshit. #stopthemadness

6

I recently revisited the movie "Mama Mia." Isn't this storyline a bit manic? Like, if your mom was diddling three different guys, do you really want to acknowledge that at your wedding? I remember all the stress associated with my wedding, and I certainly didn't have the time or bandwidth to focus on which baby daddy would be walking me down the aisle. I mean, a simple blood test could have worked. And the fact that these ding dongs all traveled to a tropical island for a 20-year-old potential booty call kinda makes them pathetic, no?

7

How is it that we never learn that even though we are starving, steaming hot food does not cool off because we want to eat? #burnedoffmytastebudsforthepizza

8

It's a vicious cycle - I Venmo someone, only for them to turn around and owe me money. So, they Venmo me. But then we go out to dinner or buy another gift for someone, and here we go again. I really should try to do a weekly Venmo billing for people, but my memory is too short for that.

9

That awkward moment when you ask someone to repeat themself multiple times, but you still don't register what they're saying, so you just agree and hope you don't end up in jail.

10

I have come to terms with the fact that all the misfortune in my life really IS due to the fact that I did not forward even one of those annoying chain emails that I was threatened to share.

As I write this, we may or may not get our first real snow fall this school year here in Connecticut. I think I convinced everyone I know to wear their PJs inside out, sleep with silverware under their beds and produce any other talisman they can to get at least a delay. It might work. It probably won't. But my great friend sent this recipe to me, and I just had to reshare. If we can't get it on the ground, at least we can get it in a glass!