That's November!

The Boozy Weathergirl
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"When the moon hits your eye, like it's 4:45, that's November..." Stay awake for this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl!

1

Every time I clean my house, it demonically whispers, "ha! ha! Nice effort, but try again tomorrow, bitch!"

2

As I downgraded my Netflix subscription, I wondered if I could also downgrade my subscription to adulting. I'm quite certain there is a less-expensive plan than the one I'm on. I don't mind ads anymore. Really.

3

Along with Dick Cheney, the man who invented autocorrect has died. May he roast in piss.

4

I talk a pretty big game for someone who needs at least five minutes to adjust her seat just to reach the pedals.

5

I have decided to identify as a Christmas tree - lit on the outside, dead on the inside, and I also like balls.

6

Reading way above grade level really didn't get me as far in life as I had hoped it would.

7

Sure, I'll go for a run with you. But only if it is to get wine. And only if we drive.

8

I miss the days when I dropped something and was able to casually pick it up. Now, I kinda just stare at the thing and wonder how badly I actually need it.

9

If I close my eyes for a second at 6:00am, all of a sudden, it's 8:00am. But if I close my eyes at 2:00pm at work for just a minute, it's 2:01pm.

10

Your time on Earth is limited. Do not try to age with grace. Rather, strive to age with mischief, audacity and a fantastic story!

Gotta love this time change! There's nothing like watching the sun set during your lunch break :) Since it is darker earlier, it at least feels like cocktail hour can be bumped at as well. Here are some late fall cocktails to try before the holidays!