Storm Warning

The Boozy Weathergirl
Jan 21
2 min read

It has been a long time since I’ve had anything to really report about the weather. In case you haven’t heard, a large part of the US is about to be rocked by some serious snow. Before you get plowed, read this week’s Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl .

1

If you choose to start a sentence with "I seen," then I'm going to assume that you're not going to follow up with, "the inside of a book."

2

Birthday dreams of my day were roller skating, pizza and a sleepover. Today, kids be like, "I was thinking we'd go to a beachside resort and have a shopping spree."

3

I've seen a lot of hype about writing a book called, "What to expect 17 years after giving birth," meaning we need more guidance now than when we first pushed out our cherubs. Here is what my first chapter would cover - Be less of a mom who says, "You can't say that," and more of a mom who says, "You can't say that in public!"

4

Saying "travel" in front of me is like saying "treats" to a dog.

5

The invention of the shovel was a ground-breaking discovery, but the invention of the broom was one that swept the nation.

6

If life has taught me nothing else, it has shown me that you can be a good person with a good heart and still tell people to fuck off.

7

I was ordering my groceries, and I had an irrational fear that if grocery stores closed, we might have to start scavenging for our food. I mean, I don't even know if you can Google Little Debbie's address?

8

In my experience, you can dance like no one is watching, but you should email like your words will be read in court one day.

9

Anyone who drives faster than me is a maniac. Anyone who drives slower than me is an absolute idiot. Me, I am the flawless driver of the year, obviously.

10

It turns out that girls who survived late nights of partying, little sleep and questionable choices make REALLY good moms. We're fun, we function in chaos and exhaustion, and we know all the tricks, so our kids are not getting away with a thing!

It is cold AF here in the Northeast this week. The good thing is that no one knows what's in your coffee mug. So, add some of these hot toddies to your cup to improve your body temperature AND your mood!