Some bunny to love

The Boozy Weathergirl
Apr 2
2 min read

With gas prices the way they are now, we need to thank our lucky stars that sex toys are battery-powered. Hope you get at least a little charge out of this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl!

1

I really don't get enough credit for the things I manage NOT to say.

2

If I call a company to pay my bills, why do I have to prove who I am? Are there a bunch of strangers calling to pay my bills? If so, please let them!

3

I am often embarrassed by the person I become when I see a nice cheese-filled charcuterie at a party.

4

I'm not sure I even have a sense of humor anymore. It's basically just sarcasm and an inner dislike for the majority of the population.

5

Last week, a friend cancelled our plans because it suddenly got really windy. After I thought about, I'm not sure I ever respected anything more.

6

My boss asked me how good I was at making spreadsheets. I told her that I Excel at it.

7

I figured out that my answer to, "Would you like your receipt," is based on nothing at all and changes every single time.

8

Whoever decided the bathroom should be the smallest room in the house was definitely not a mother.

9

Apparently, it's not PC to bonk someone on the forehead and announce, "Skip Intro," when they start dragging on a very long story.

10

Things I am dreading - 1) Having to get up for work on Monday, 2) Work, 3) Monday.

This is Holy Week has always confused me. The Jews are celebrating Passover, the Catholics are celebrating Jesus's resurrection, which Jews do not believe in, but Jesus was celebrating Passover at The Last Supper. Huh? Enter a rodent who somehow weasels his way into your home to plop eggs all over the place, and I think it's time to drink! My dear friend, Cami, sent me this gem of a recipe. It should make great use of that hollow chocolate mammal...