Slayin' or Sleighin'

The Boozy Weathergirl
2 days ago
2 min read

Can we all please stop complaining about Christmas music in November and start writing some Thanksgiving bangers? We wouldn't have this problem if Thanksgiving had a few chart toppers. Here's hoping this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl is a big hit with you!

1

I listen to accidental butt dials like I am an FBI agent.

2

Me - Puts back the $10.59 pound of meat, because there is a $10.49 one next to it. Also me - "Sure, I'll have a third $20 martini."

3

This time of year, I'm either watching serial killer documentaries or Hallmark holiday movies. Either way, I'm slayin' or sleighin'!

4

I told Shawn that I have finally discovered a safe word we can use that makes sense - "Meatloaf." This is because it signifies that, "I would do anything for love, but I won't do THAT."

5

I applied for a job hanging mirrors. It's something I can see myself doing.

6

Did you know that the umbrella was originally going to just be called a "brella," but the inventor hesitated?

7

Speaking of umbrellas, have you ever had a (day, week, month, year...pick one) where you wondered if all of this is happening because you opened an umbrella inside your house just that one time?

8

It's time to start holiday shopping. My favorite way to do this is to sit on my couch and yell out what I am looking for, then waiting for Facebook to post an ad link to it for an easy on-line purchase.

9

I found out yesterday that it's up to the family whether or not a female is buried with a bra. I'm just warning my family now, if you bury me with a bra on, I will haunt you all for the rest of your days.

10

The best advice that was shared with me this week - Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things. Use it in good health.

Thanksgiving day is a week away. Want to know how to make it most tolerable - large pitchers of libations! Pick your poison, pick your flavor, mix it up and watch the magic happen! You'll be thankful for ME!