Shotluck

The Boozy Weathergirl
Oct 9
2 min read

It's FINALLY fall here in the Northeast! And just in time for the long weekend in which many of us will partake. But don't leaf me hanging. Just read this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl, OK?

1

Nothing worse than cruising home, making great time, only to get in an exasperatingly long traffic jam ONE MILE from your exit, because you missed the GPS telling you to get off the exit before.

2

Actually, there is something worse - having a single strand of hair in your boobs. Especially when you think no one is watching you looking for that hair. You're like plowing through the mounds, grasping for something you might never find, down your shirt. There is no tactful way to do it. Nor is there any way you can ignore it.

3

If a restaurant says they only serve Pepsi, that's my cue to order a martini instead.

4

So, am I the only one who sees a black garbage bag on the side of the road and thinks, "is there a dead body in there?" Maybe I need to take a break from crime novels...

5

Quote of the week from a fellow realtor - "Patience isn't a virtue. It's a waste of time."

6

Sometimes, the grass is greener on the other side, because it has been fertilized by bullshit.

7

I'm not mad at you. I just hope your socks slide off your foot and ball up in your shoe all day long.

8

Some people just give my middle finger an erection.

9

It is amazing how much you can accomplish at your house when you're under the threat of someone coming over. Double bonus if that someone is a cleaning person.

10

Once you accept the fact that margaritas and queso dip taste better than being skinny, the second half of your life begins.

One of my friends who knows me best sent me this Tik Tok, and I couldn't believe that one of the people in my tribe did not originate this idea - The SHOTluck party. A potluck of fancy Jello shots. I mean, pure genius! There is no recipe needed. Throw liquor in Jello. Give it a funny name. You're in! Definitely hosting one of these this weekend...