Save for Later
I don't expect my body to work like it did in my 20s. However, I would like one week where it doesn't give me something new to Google. You need search no further for laughs than this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl.
1
There's a potato chip truck blocking the highway. I'm expecting de'Lays.
2
Why are there no "B" batteries?
3
When I see a warning label on peanut butter that says, "May Contain Peanuts," I realize why aliens don't want to visit Earth anymore.
4
I have one good shoulder and one good hip to sleep on. Unfortunately, they are not on the same side of my body.
5
People found guilty of misusing punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.
6
My "Save for Later" cart on Amazon is up to about 1.2 million dollars.
7
You know what would be a great workplace team-building activity? Dodgeball. You would legally be able to launch a ball at whoever tested your patience all week and call it "employee engagement."
8
Just wait until the "6-7" generation finds out the real meaning of 6-7: Getting up at 6, coming home at 7 and working 6 out of 7 days until they're 67!
9
I laugh at how kids today complain about road trips while holding an iPad. I used to stare out the window for six hours and hope to pass a VW Beetle.
10
Just a little reminder to keep your chin up...because when you look down, you have two.
Fall is definitely the best time of year, because all the half-empty water bottles in my car stay cold. Got me thinking. What is a sustainable cocktail that could sit in my car for emergencies? BINGO! Nips and Gatorade or Liquid IV single-serve powder packs! It's sort of the ying and the yang of partying - all right in the convenience of your automobile. I know, I know. I am a genius.
The ying and yang of the drink
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