It's fall, y'all!
It's fall, y'all! That means pumpkin EVERYTHING! If you don't like that, just keep your trap shut. Your season will be here soon enough. The season of laughter is about to unfold here in this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl
1
I really thought adulthood would involve more knowing what was going on.
2
Why do people say "tuna fish sandwich?" I don't hear people ordering a "chicken bird sandwich" at the deli?
3
Why is everyone freaking out about artificial intelligence while natural stupidity is out here thriving?
4
For all my Catholic friends (especially those from Naugatuck, CT) - I just found out that there is a patron saint of copying people on emails. His name is Saint Francis of a cc.
5
Tums really missed the boat on fall marketing. They need to make pumpkin spice flavored tablets. And call them Autums.
6
The next time you go shopping, ask your cashier what kind of candy bar they enjoy and buy them one. I did this today, and it was greatly appreciated. Of course, I was at the self-check-out line, but it's the thought that counts.
7
I seem OK. But deep down, I want to spend $600 on new Christmas decorations.
8
Whenever someone invites me to their home, and I see more than three cars parked outside, I keep driving, just in case it's an intervention.
9
I held on. Things did not go my way. I want to tell Wilson Phillips where they can shove it!
10
Remember that laughter is the best medicine. Unless, of course, you have broken ribs. Or diarrhea.
Back to pumpkins. Not only does this idea jazz up your presentation, but it is a fantastic way to hide four bottles of wine without anyone knowing! Genius!
Hallowine
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