Gotta go back in time
It might be time to stop blaming my hormones for my personality. This is just who I am now. Lucky for you, I take all that joy and document it each week in my Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl. You're welcome.
1
Question - "What is your favorite Fall activity?" Me - "Not sweating."
2
At this point in my life, my daily routine goes like this - 1) Work; 2) Wonder how I can convince someone else to make dinner; 3) Pluck a random hair or two; 4) Forget why I just walked into the room; 5) Repeat previous activities until it's time to retire.
3
Apparently, it takes four days to recover from losing one hour of sleep. So, I should feel rested again in roughly 5 million years. Awesome.
4
I wish I lacked critical thinking skills. Y'all seem so happy!
5
I do wonder if songbirds get annoyed with hummingbirds for not knowing the words.
6
Do you think the makers of Capri Sun packaging were trying to teach kids how to do an emergency tracheotomy?
7
I think they should make Flintstone-shaped TUMS for all of us, so we can be nostalgic.
8
It completely blows my mind that NASA is able to receive data from 8.12 billion miles away, yet I lose my Wi-Fi signal standing next to my router.
9
If I had a dime for the number of turns I miss, because my GPS thinks I know what 600 feet looks like...
10
"I am," is the shortest sentence in the English language. "I do," is the longest.
I have been feeling a bit nostalgic this week. Might be because one of my high school besties is coming back home for a visit. Whatever the reason, there are a shit ton of reasons that kids today should watch every single movie on the list I am posting here. They sort of embody why Gen X is the way it is - and why, in my humble opinion, we are THE BEST generation there is. Add whatever drink you want and check Blockbuster for available copies. You won't regret it!
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