Righty tighty, lefty loosey
- The Boozy Weathergirl
- 3 days ago
- 2 min read
Ah, the holiday season has arrived! That means it's time for me to upgrade from my regular anxiety to my deluxe, limited-edition holiday anxiety! Thanks for slowing down enough to read this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl.
1
The amount of butter I have used in the last week is just gonna have to stay between me and the Lord.
2
Sometimes when I'm feeling dumb, I remind myself that I got a bachelor's degree without using ChatGPT.
3
I swear my body adds pain like it's an app update.
4
No matter how well I'm doing in life, I am never going to stop checking to see what's on the Clearance rack.
5
"Wholesome" is a weird word. Like, which is it?
6
Also, read the vowels aloud in this name, and you can thank me (or kill me) later - Celine Dion.
7
Someone I do want to thank - the person who came up with "righty tighty, lefty loosey." I mean, they really hit that one straight outta the park.
8
They sent me to HR again for nicknaming my colleague "Mastercard," because they always take credit for other people's work.
9
I think the hardest part of marriage for my husband is that he has trouble remembering that I do not have the same sense of humor as the 15-year-old trapped in his head.
10
This week, I decided to get an emotional support animal - a pig. Well, it's not the whole pig. OK, you got me. It's bacon.
I was listening to "Jingle Bell Rock," and I realized that I only know the words to that Christmas carol when the song is playing on the radio. Ask me to sing that a cappella, and I'd be flabbergasted. Then I thought a Jingle Bell Rock-tail sounded like a great invention. Apparently, I wasn't the only one. So, enjoy this easy-to-make refresher that will help you sing any song out loud, no matter if you know the words or not.
Rock-tail
from Jingle Bell Rock Cocktail
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