Rabbit, rabbit

The Boozy Weathergirl
May 1
2 min read

Rabbit, rabbit. If nothing else, you are lucky enough to be reading this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl.

1

I tried to type "I'm unstoppable" in a text, and my phone autocorrected to "I'm unstable." While not what I was going for initially, I honestly did not disagree with this modification.

2

It takes a special kind of person to wake up early and still be late. #iamspecial

3

I laugh at teens today and their longing to be adults. Kids, take a good look at us adults. Take a good fucking look. Adulthood is exhausting. I keep hoping I get a job offer to make it part-time.

4

Also speaking of kids today, why are they so soft? I'm pretty sure I died once when I was 8, and my mom made me walk it off.

5

I am a firm believer in annoyed at first sight.

6

It's pretty depressing to realize that your life after 50 is like an old phone battery. Even if you charge yourself overnight for eight hours, by 10:00am you're at 60%.

7

Never underestimate the power of a hug. Or a slap upside the head. Whatever works.

8

Sometimes I worry that my husband will find a better wife than me. Then I remember he can't find ANYTHING.

9

Never be sad on a weekend. Cry during business hours and get paid for your depression. Don't let capitalism win.

10

I saw a post calling parmesan cheese 'spaghetti confetti,' and I will never be the same!

Folks, if you know you're going to drink, the best thing to do is to carb up. So, since spaghetti is portrayed as so magical in this week's post, let's try a food recipe this week. You can pair it with your favorite wine! Yummy!