Procrastidrinking

The Boozy Weathergirl
May 28, 2025
2 min read

I saw in a movie that you can protect yourself from evil spirits with a ring of salt. So, I'm sitting here with a margarita, hoping that does the trick. Don't get too salty about the contents of this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl.

1

Someone recently told me that if I wanted to improve my health, I should eat less cheese. I automatically cut them out of my life. I know what they're doing. They just want my cheese.

2

Life goals - to become a retired lottery winner when I grow up.

3

Oh, that fake laugh you force yourself to do when you've asked someone to repeat themselves three times, and you still have no damn clue what they've said. If you work in Special Ed, you will perfect this technique.

4

My kid is home from college. That 10 seconds of having an empty laundry basket has become the highlight of my week.

5

I'd actually like to have my kid back in high school. Not for the reasons you're thinking. I'd simply like to drop a note in her lunchbox that reads, "Sorry your crackers are stale. That's what happens when you leave the box open. Have a great day!"

6

Single people - if you started dating a man who supplied you with tons of free pizza (because this is the dream), he would be your Pizza Daddy, or, might I say, your Papa John.

7

My dream man? Someone who strokes my hairs, telling me how soft it is, also completely ignoring the fact that it's on my legs.

8

I live in a small town. When I feel like I don't know what I'm doing, I might get upset, but then I remember half the town does.

9

Best "ship" I found online this week - Procrastidrinking - defined as the art of drinking instead of doing something else you should be doing.

10

Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions.

Waited too long to figure out what to drink tonight? Don't let it sour your evening. This is a way to make lemonade out of whatever gin and limoncello you've got lying around. Salute!