National Quiet Day

The Boozy Weathergirl
Sep 24
2 min read

Met with my financial advisor this week. It's only 7 hours, 45 minutes and 25 more years until a can retire. Phew! Hoping this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl provides just as timely comic relief!

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Webinar? Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you said "winebar."

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I'm so sick of these made up days to celebrate. How about this one - National Quiet Day. This is a day where everyone just shuts the fuck up for 24 hours.

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My favorite childhood memory is not being charge of figuring out what to make for dinner every single night.

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I really wish I was as thin as my patience.

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I just found out that boobs weigh, like, 7 pounds. So, I subtract that from my weight every time I step on the scale. #girlmath

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I decided to splurge and buy myself the new purse I wanted, because today would have been my birthday if I was born today.

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The gym gives you energy. Yet, you need energy to get to the gym. Feels like a pyramid scheme to me.

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My husband asked, "Do you want to be understood or be right?" And I replied, "I want you to understand that I am right."

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Did you ever think that Adam and Eve were the first ones to ignore Apple's terms and conditions?

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Had some flashbacks to COVID this week, and it made me realize that in 20 years, this country will be led by people who were homeschooled by day drinkers.

It might be fall now, but it is hot and sticky in the Northeast like the worst days of summer. I'm kinda obsessed with the Hugo Spritz right now. Think Aperol Spritz, just not orangey. Try it. You'll like it. If you know, Hugo...