Meow!
This weekend, do not forget to set your clocks back from sunshine and happiness to darkness and despair. But don't worry - Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl is happiness in any time zone!
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Today, I started a 28-day no swearing challenge. Which I will restart tomorrow.
2
I used to think I was indecisive. But now, I'm not so sure.
3
Why don't we pronounce the "meow" in homeowner? (Sorry, I'm a realtor)
4
Someone asked me what's my favorite season. I panicked and said, "garlic powder!"
5
This weekend, I went to an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
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I often wonder how many people have gone home after meeting me and said, "What the hell was that?"
7
Did you ever think that Ruffles are just corduroy chips?
8
Would you pay $10-a-month for an "Only Fans" that features me injuring myself by doing absolutely nothing? Because this shit is real!
9
As an educator, I can tell you that the worst thing about being self-taught is finding out that your teacher is an idiot.
10
I'm all for on-line security. However, I don't think we need two-factor identification to sign up for the Jimmy John's rewards program. I'm ok living on the edge for this one.
Halloween is on a Saturday, people! This is amazing news! The sugar coma can happen, and we don't have to go to work the next day! If you like wine, please pay special attention to the photo attached. If you don't like wine, go find something else to read.
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