Blursday
Happy Blursday! This unofficially translates into the way I've been living my life - not having any clue what day of the week it is! But YOU know what day it is, because my Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl kinda gives it away.
1
Why don't British people sound British when they sing?
2
Each night at dinnertime I ask myself, "Is it definitely expired or is it 'just put it in the casserole' expired?"
3
Did you know that you can be your own Secret Santa? You just need a bottle of tequila and Amazon Prime!
4
I would think by age 53, I should be able to spell "bananas" without signing the lyrics to Hollaback Girl.
5
I couldn't blame anyone when I tripped over a bump in my driveway. It was my own asphalt.
6
"Carpe diem" means "Seize the Day," while "Imodium" means, "Don't sneeze today."
7
I'm not saying that I'm a bad adult. However, I do still look around for a more responsible adult when something goes wrong.
8
And I'm not trying to make waves here, but in my humble opinion, Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.
9
Casually suggesting a trip with me is dangerous. You have only about two minutes to clarify whether or not you're joking, because at that point, I'm already looking at flights.
10
Them: "Do you drink? Me: "Am I about to be judged or invited?"
Speaking of being invited, I couldn't make it to a fun beer festival this weekend. I had serious FOMO until I found out the festival served NO PUMPKIN BEER? Like WTactualF?!? It's FALL!! I found this list of gourd-enhanced ales. I've tried most, and they really are tasty. Especially with a cinnamon sugar rim on the glass. Don't knock it 'til you try it!
Pumking
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