Malort, My Lord?

The Boozy Weathergirl
May 15
2 min read

Most of the Northeast is convinced there is a serial killer on the loose up here. Made me wonder - what if Bob Ross was a serial killer, and his paintings are the locations where he hid the bodies? Think about this as you continue on to this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl.

1

I just learned the professional way to say, "I told you so" - This was identified early on as a likely outcome.

2

That just reminded me - I don't get nearly enough credit in life for the things I manage not to say.

3

Last night, I tried cooking with wine. After the fifth glass, I forgot why I was even in the kitchen.

4

As you home chefs get dinner started tonight, remember my motto - You'll never forget to turn the oven off if you never turn it on. #seeyouattherestaurant

5

After I am done with parenting, I think I will become a hostage negotiator. It seems less stressful.

6

We have a hold in place in school the other day. Turns out there was a skunk on the property. I wasn't sure if a couple of kids were toking it up in the bathroom. That also led me to think - what would it smell like if a skunk was smoking pot?

7

Wine is my second favorite four-letter word.

8

I WANT to be thin and fit. Yet, I NEED martinis and cheese. #conundrum

9

The difference between me and most people is that anything I would say behind your back, I would quite happily also say to your face.

10

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, it means nobody else liked them. Set them free again.

On a happier note, we have a new Pope! And he's American! Until I read the following article, I had never heard of the liquor Malort. Sounds like I'm not missing much. But the comparisons and other fun facts in this article made it a good read, no matter what religion you choose or don't choose to follow!