It's still Thursday

I'm off work for one job this week and amped up for another. If you feel upside down and inside out this week too, sorry, the rantings in this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl are not going to help you. At all.

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1

I'm one of those weirdos who likes Grape Nuts cereal. I mix it in with my yogurt like granola. However, I am pretty sure that it was engineered by a dentist who loves to replace chipped teeth.

2

I am actually a supporter of AI. If used properly, it can be a great tool for business, personal and educational outlets. However, the AI summaries of my emails and texts are some whacked-out shit. I'll get a recommendation for a calendar entry that says, "Feed dead cat at 3:00pm on Saturday?" because of many separate conversations going on in a text chain. Or the 10-second recap of a group text has me wondering who the hell I am friends with and what kind of weird shit they are into. Sometimes, it's just a bit much.

3

Along the same lines, I've reached a point where I don't even bother with autocorrect anymore. A phrase like, "Kan we meer for dinah?" is a fun new puzzle that you can solve.

4

Is it a coincidence that gas and ass rhyme? I think not.

5

New word I learned - Winecident. This is defined as a happenstance where a bottle of wine disappears. I have had many winecidents in my life.

6

Continuing with the whino thing, I had to chuckle when TSA in Connecticut let me through with a wine bottle opener in my carry on, but TSA in Atlanta confiscated it. I was just happy that it was at the end of my trip and not the beginning. Trust me, it's already been replaced. #bepreparedalways

7

There are few things in life more disgusting than sitting down on a toilet seat and only then discovering that it's wet.

8

Speaking of which, I tried reading the dictionary in bed last night. I didn't finish, but I did get up to P.

9

Nothing refreshes my memory more of what I need from the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

10

Depression starts when I purposely don't buy snacks so I won't eat them at night, but now it's night and I don't have any snacks.

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If not this week, many of you have been sitting on a beach lately, thinking about how fun day drinking is every day. If not on a beach, you might be drinking because you just paid out a gazillion dollars in taxes yesterday. Either way, think of how fun it would be if drinking at work were acceptable. If you agree, share the poster below with the powers that be, an see where it gets you!

My stance

Cheers- Your Boozy Weathergirl