I've been wrong before
I don't watch Dancing with the Stars, but even I know it was a travesty that Jenna Dewan got cut this week. You can keep on dancing a jig of delight knowing you will laugh your ass off at this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl.
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Best post I saw this week - "I like my government how I like my coffee - not in my vagina."
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I'd like to give a shoutout to my homies who also remove the battery cover and spin the shit out of those things before even attempting to replace them!
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When someone says, "Put yourself in my shoes," but they are wearing Crocs, um, no, I'm not doing that.
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My favorite thing to say during an argument is this - "I've been wrong before too, so I know how you are feeling right now."
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I've decided that my dream job is to clean mirrors. I could really see myself doing that.
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At my age, asking a person if they brought protection means a knee brace, antacids and an extra change of underwear.
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Some women get up, do their hair and put on makeup even when they have nowhere to go. Me? If I have nowhere to go, not even my boobs get put in their assigned seats.
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It's funny to watch kids get upset when their friends don't text back right away. You know what wasn't funny? Riding my bike five miles to my friend's house, knocking on the door and finding out that she wasn't home!
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Who the hell is in charge of the box selection at Amazon? Inner dialogue must go like this - Humm, I have a single tube of mascara here. I think the best box for it is definitely one of those leftover boxes we use for refrigerators.
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I would really be lying if I said I didn't regret not paying just a wee bit more attention at my first rodeo.
Rumor has it that it might snow this weekend. It hasn't been cold enough to wear a coat since last winter, so I am not putting a lot of stock in this forecast. Instead, why don't you follow my POURcast and make this deliciously refreshing snowball to drink? No fights, OK?
Snowball fight!
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