I'm beside myself

The Boozy Weathergirl
18 hours ago
2 min read

The Olympics have started, the Super Bowl was played and it's a balmy 33 degrees here in the Northeast. Not to mention the three-day (or more) weekend ahead. So much to celebrate! Start by reading this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl.

1

I could be driving down a long, winding road for hours, and I will never see another car until I get to the tightest, most nail-biting turn/pass/one-way bridge that the road has to offer.

2

If Microsoft, Apple and Google - and all different cellular carriers - could just stop trying to one up each other and agree on a uniform platform, it would help so much. Because, if I get one more text that splits into 17 different texts, I’m going to go postal.

3

The whole purpose of sending you a text was to get a response within one to two minutes. Otherwise, I could have sent a hand-written note by carrier pigeon.

4

In elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus. That was also the last time I heard about that shape ever again.

5

I am not saying that I am the glue that holds my family together. However, I am the only one who knows where the glue is…

6

My cloning experiment has finally paid off. I am so happy, I’m beside myself.

7

If Freestyle Overthinking was an Olympic sport, I’m pretty sure I’d be a gold medalist.

8

Genius mentor from Gettysburg recently shared this. Men, please take note - Life vests save you from drowning. Bullet-proof vests save your life as well. Sweater vests save you money...because you will NEVER have a date of any sort if you wear them. #darryljones #retiredguythoughts

9

Also shared with me yesterday - One day or Day one...either way, your alarm is going off! #fingalarm #makeitcount

10

Remember, if you replace four letters in "milk," it becomes "wine."

I asked my friends and family to propose what mascot I would be, if I were a mascot. Hands down, my friend, Carol, came up with the best option - The Tipsy Tornado! Describes me on so many levels! Behold the AI-generated pic below (and ignore the typo - AI bots can be drunk too, folks!). Also, if you want to get the job done quickly, mix up this tornado beverage I found!!