Hug and tell?

The Boozy Weathergirl
Jul 23, 2025
2 min read

Well, all I can say this week is that I am glad there are no Kiss Cams following me around! Be as shallow as the employees at Astronomer and enjoy this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl.

1

When a friend calls to say they are sending you a viral video that you have to see, and the first question you ask is, "Is it of me?"

2

When I ask for directions, please don't use words like, "East."

3

I bet jellyfish are sad that there are no peanut butter fish.

4

Have you ever wanted to call the cops on your own party, because you wanted to go to bed?

5

I think the secret to a happy marriage is going out to restaurants and having drinks and good conversations. I do this on Sundays, Wednesdays and Thursdays. My husband takes Mondays, Fridays and Saturdays.

6

Instead of a partner in crime, I'd like a partner in errands. We don't need to rob the place, just come to Homegoods and hang out with me on the drive.

7

If you have sex in the bathroom at Home Depot, are you getting screwed, hammered or drilled?

8

Someone recently asked me, "How much do you generally spend on a bottle of wine?" My answer - "About 30 minutes."

9

I really am trying to stop being mean, but honestly, people have to stop being stupid first.

10

Some people do yoga to destress. I drink vodka martinis and hope for the best.

Huge props to Coldplay for taking the high road this week. But I also have to recognize all of the artists who jokingly recognized #ColdplayGate during their concerts. I mean, the widespread circulation of this thing is amazing! Understandably, my drink suggestion this week is, The Astronomer!