How 'bout them apples?

The Boozy Weathergirl
Oct 15
2 min read

I'm sending a shout out to everyone who gets through today without a nap. I pulled an all-dayer yesterday. It was pretty rough. Hoping this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl keeps you awake long enough to read it.

1

One thing this weekend taught me - there is nothing better to boost your self-confidence than visiting a local fair.

2

If my car can adjust the volume of the radio when I brake, then why can't my "smart" TV adjust the volume when I'm eating chips?

3

It really sucks when you want to listen to an audiobook, yet you despise the sound of the narrator's voice.

4

Speaking of voices, why does my voice sound so annoying on a recording playback? I listened to a voicemail I left for someone, and I wanted to punch me.

5

I have touched on this before, but the whole thing still fascinates me - How does the word "yawn" work like that? Like, thank God it's not the same with the word "pee" or "shit!" Can you even imagine?

6

I don't procrastinate. I wait until the last minute to do things, because I will be older, therefore wiser.

7

Yesterday, I blew out my hair, put on makeup, dressed nicely, and I saw no one. Today, I looked like someone who stuck their finger in an electrical socket after crying all night, in sweats, and I saw all the people I know. ALL. OF. THEM.

8

I am astounded when my husband goes into detail about all the things he handles at work, because he can't find the ketchup in the fridge.

9

My hobbies include eating and also thinking about the next time I will be eating.

10

Do not judge me for drinking before noon. Judge yourself for waiting so long.

I've been around a lot of cinnamon whiskey lately. Most people pretend to enjoy that shit, but very few prefer it. Especially since it could literally burn your esophagus as it's going down. However, when mixed with the right stuff, it actually can be delish. So, I bring you an apple pie recipe that is expected from someone with a "Boozy" moniker. Enjoy!