Hanging Chad

The Boozy Weathergirl
Nov 13
2 min read

I am proud of how far I have come. For example, today, I made it all the way to work, even though I didn't want to. Hope it's not too torturous trudging through this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl.

1

Have you ever looked at someone and thought, "Wow, their mom's eggs must have been expired?"

2

I think I just heard the office adaptation of Fuck Around and Find Out - Please test that assumption and take note of the results.

3

A few weeks back, I posted about me being the only one in my family who could change the toilet paper roll. My husband shot back with, "yeah, well, you can't hit the damn garbage can with the cardboard core of it, can you?"

4

You know you are driving through a very affluent area when you constantly pass signs for companies that hang Christmas lights. Then I looked closer at the sign, an they guy advertising this is named Chad. He is literally a "Hanging Chad." Brought me all the way back to the 2000 elections when we thought THAT was the most fucked up our country could possibly be!

5

Every day at work, I pass a sign that reads, "You Can Do Hard Things." And I think to myself, of course I can. No one can "do" soft things. You need pills or a pump for that!

6

Once you see a woman take off her bra without removing her shirt, it will make more sense to you why women should be in charge of more things.

7

If I have to repeat myself a third time, my vocabulary becomes upgraded to the explicit version for better clarity.

8

Most of the time, I can't tell if I am thriving or aggressively winging it.

9

Along those lines, you should not leave me in charge of training new employees, because this frequently comes out of my mouth - "So, you're not really supposed to do this, but it's just what we do."

10

In closing, I work so I can afford the amount of alcohol required to continue going to work.

One thing that should not take any work is deciding which cocktail to order. So let me make it simple for you - gin + tonic + lime. I like to call it a Gina Tonic. Quick. Easy. Add a little extra gin for some umph. And it looks like seltzer, so pretend it is!