Fun-sized

"I gave you life. Now you give me your Reese's. That's the deal." You can use some variation of this on virtually any dependent tomorrow night. Hopefully, this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl will help you get creative with other life-altering threats.

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Today, I started a 28-day no swearing challenge, which will promptly restart tomorrow.

2

Thinking back to my days on the ranch, I didn't realize I was supposed to have everything figured out by my second rodeo. That seems like a very low number of rodeos for life mastery, no?

3

Along those lines, there are days that start off, when I think to myself, "Gina, you really have your shit together. Yay you!" Then, I get in the car and the windshield fogs up, and I have no idea if I should use hot or cold air to fix it.

4

I also just realized that I put my husband down as my emergency contact. This is the man who can't find anything without photos and maps (and then still can't find it), doesn't know his own doctor's names and ignores unknown calls. Yeah, call that guy.

5

Speaking of, let's play doctor. I'll go first. "I'm Dr. Farra. You owe me $8764."

6

I went to yet another country fair this weekend. They were giving away a free "Emotional Support Pickle" with every purchase at one of the stands. Isn't that just code for a vibrator?

7

Another question - if something is "free with purchase," is it actually?

8

And then when you really think about it, egg salad really still is chicken salad, right?

9

As I prep for the onslaught of Trick-or-Treaters at my house tomorrow night, I think the person who decided a one-inch candy bar should be deemed "fun-sized" really need to reevaluate their definition of "fun."

10

It's almost NO-vember. This means my answer will be, "no!" So don't even bother asking me.

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As I leave work today, I am going to tell my boss that I'm coming in tomorrow as a ghost. When people ask where I am, my colleagues are instructed to tell people that I am there, you just can't see me. One of my favorite colleagues shared this recipe with me, and I thought it fit with this week's post perfectly. Stay safe tomorrow, everyone!

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XO- Your Boo-zy Weathergirl