Frozen or on-the-rocks?

The Boozy Weathergirl
1 day ago
2 min read

I woke up this morning, and yet again there was no one waiting at the foot of my bed with a mimosa. What does a girl need to do for this? Probably best to stick with writing down my Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl and stop dreaming...

1

Despite my opener, I do love the days when my hardest decision is frozen or on-the-rocks.

2

Why does it always feel like my glasses are on top of my head when they aren't, but when they are, I can't find them?

3

I am still completely baffled by people who post on social media rather than calling the police in a situation that clearly needs to involve someone other than the town busy bodies. If there is a potential burglar at my door, I am not going to waste time asking all of you what I should do. 9-1-1, motherf*&%er! That's what you do!

4

Some say home is where the heart is. I say home is where the wine is chilled and bras are optional.

5

I haven't been making a lot of progress on my bucket list. Then, I changed the "b" to "f," and now, I'm way ahead of schedule!

6

Sometimes I tell people that I hope their day is as pleasant as they are. Then I watch their face as they decide whether or not that was a compliment. #blessyourheart

7

Spilling a full drink you just paid for is the adult equivalent of a kid letting go of a balloon.

8

Why is it that any pre-planned beach days end in torrential downpours? I guess this is just another excuse to meet at a bar and let the liquor pour down instead...

9

Best sign someone sent me - "Why do we call it boob sweat and not humidititties?"

10

Kids today are OBSESSED with protein. If wine had protein, I would be unstoppable.

While thinking about the Big Beautiful Bill, I thought it would be fun to change "Bill" to "Bitch." Which then made me think of large quantities of liquor drinks for parties. Which led me to the recipes below. So, all you big, beautiful bitches go out there and make some big, beautiful batches and have some fun this week!