Fasting fast

The Boozy Weathergirl
Feb 19
2 min read

Where is Nancy Guthrie? Why was the finale of "Tell Me Lies" so dumb? Why am I re-obsessed with JFK Jr. and Caroline again? These questions might never be answered. But, if you ask, "what went on in Gina's warped brain this week?" Well, Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl will provide an answer to that!

1

How do some people just fall asleep? Like, when does your panicking and overthinking happen exactly?

2

Also, if my alarm is set for 6:00am, and I wake up at 5:56am, you better bet I am going back to sleep for four minutes!

3

OK, another thing. How does packing your own lunch save money? By 10:11am, I have eaten it all, and then I need another lunch...for lunch.

4

Do the Facebook memories from whatever year come up, and you look at yourself and think, "what the hell was I thinking?"

5

Pretty sure I have expressed my hatred of self-checkout before. But seriously - every time I use it, I'm reminded that the person in front of me has never used self-checkout. Or touch screens. Or money.

6

Why is there a "d" in "fridge," but there is not a "d" in refrigerator?

7

I am just on a complete bitch sesh this week, but...why is the only way to save something as a .pdf to lie to your computer and make it think you are about to print?

8

Family, I truly apologize for dinner being delayed. However, it was absolutely too compelling for me not to read through the chef's personal history with produce and spices before getting to the GD recipe.

9

I was saying to someone that I just lost my 110-day streak on Wordle, because I forgot to play one day. Then I followed up by saying, "Do you know how long it took me to achieve that?" #duh

10

The best propaganda I saw while driving this week was at a church in Trumbull. The sign outside offered "Ash & Dash" for Ash Wednesday. And that made me proud to be a Catholic for a moment.

Lent is a time for sacrifice. I don't usually give anything up, because I don't like being a hypocrite. What I do like is a reason to use a crazy recipe prompt in my weekly search. This one yielded big and sounds delish. Enjoy abstaining from nothing, like me.