Duck this!

The Boozy Weathergirl
Apr 16, 2025
2 min read

Just when the world is falling apart, we launch Katy Perry into space like a firework for 11 whole minutes. I can think of a few more pleasurable things to focus on for 11 minutes. Maybe even this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl.

1

Drink wine, feel fine. Drink beer, feel the cheer. Drink champagne, feel no pain. Drink water,...Eh, nothing really rhymes with water.

2

My addiction to buying things I don't need started at the Scholastic Book Fair.

3

When I say, "I can't do this anymore," I mean, like, I can. I just need to overreact first so that I can focus.

4

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they are having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

5

While driving, I realized that I have never had a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.

6

Also while driving, I thought of how my ancestors navigated the ocean following stars, while I miss my damn exit with a GPS that tells me exactly where to get off.

7

My spring clothes missed me so much that when I put them on, they hugged me so tight I could barely breathe!

8

It really helps if you imagine autocorrect as a tiny little elf in your phone, who is trying so hard to be helpful, but is, in fact, quite drunk.

9

In a world where you can be anything, be the person who overpours the wine.

10

Remember, it's better to be full of vodka than full of shit.

Easter is upon us! Here's to Cadbury eggs, Reese's peanut butter eggs, Sour Patch watermelon jellybeans and chocolate bunnies hollowed out and filled with espresso martinis! (Please note that no animals were harmed in the making of these beverages)