Donde esta la biblioteca?

The Boozy Weathergirl
Aug 21, 2025
2 min read

The first hurricane of the season came through in the past week. Got me to thinking - how do I get a hurricane named after me? I've been a disaster my whole life. I think I meet the requirements! Hope this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl isn't too much of a shit show.

1

The fact that my entire body cracks like a glowstick when I stand up, but it refuses to actually glow, is very disappointing.

2

All of my fitness goals are within reach. Unfortunately, so are all the snacks.

3

I may not be very good at meal planning, but I can book a trip around the world in under an hour.

4

Vodka is my favorite, because it mixes well with a lot of things. Sadly, the things it does not mix well with are my great ideas and decision-making.

5

It finally happened - someone asked me where the library was in Spanish. I have been training for the opportunity to answer this question since 6th grade!

6

I'd like to clear up one thing - I do not avoid conflict, because I am scared of you. I avoid conflict, because I am scared of ME. Piss me off, and I can go from passivist to annihilator in a matter of seconds. Ask any customer service representative I've ever dealt with...

7

IYKYK. Here's the thing - I DON'T know. I actually have no clue. So, thanks for sending me into a downward, time-sucking spiral into the Interwebs to figure out what the hell you are talking about.

8

My husband has a lot of things that bother him besides me. Lately, he's been annoyed with people who close the bathroom door after leaving the bathroom. Why, you ask? Because a closed bathroom door means that someone is in there, and you should not enter. Apparently, he's been standing outside a lot of doors with a full bladder, just waiting for the bathroom door to swing open, so he can relieve himself. But it doesn't happen. I'm wondering if this is tied to the yellow patch of grass outside next to my deck...

9

What would happen if you hired a private investigator to follow another private investigator? Seriously. I’d like to know.

10

I was staring at two inebriated women across the bar when I turned to my girlfriend and said, "that's going to be us in 10 years!" She looked at me and said, "that's a mirror, you idiot!"

I’m currently in Cali moving my daughter back into college. If you want to see a true natural disaster, I could post pics of the three carfuls of shit thrown into her tiny room to be organized like a giant Jenga puzzle that does NOT topple over. I’d much rather be tipsy drinking California in a cocktail. This one sounds so refreshing!