Do you bunch or fold?

The Boozy Weathergirl
1 day ago
2 min read

I was super pissed off this week at an off-bank ATM for making me pay for MY OWN MONEY. Luckily for you, this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl is completely free.

1

Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. Have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

2

Did you ever want to say to someone, "I have one quick question - are you fucking kidding me?" Sad to say, this is happening to me more often than I'd like to admit.

3

A topic of conversation that came up on a recent trip - do you bunch or fold your toilet paper? #discuss

4

Is it a coincidence that "gas" rhymes with "ass?"

5

In a recent New York Times crossword puzzle, the clue was, "silent but deadly sort." I tried "farts." The answer was "ninja."

6

Recently in a long line for a car rental, I was thinking to myself, wouldn't it be great if they had a mobile cocktail cart that served you while you wait? I guess that's kinda bad, but it was really boring.

7

Why does my cell phone feel like it weighs 100 pounds in my hand, but if I put it in the pocket of my clothes, I am basically giving myself a TSA pat down to find the damn thing.

8

Almost bought this "welcome" mat for my front door - "Home - where the HO and ME come together."

9

BAR and BRA - same letters, different words, but both keep men eagerly waiting until they open.

10

Every night around 10:30pm, I realize that it's only 6:00pm.

It's been one of those weeks. Instead of walking around, bitch slapping people, I've decided to try a drink recipe shared by my jaded cousin, Cynthia. I hope it helps stop you from a public assault arrest as well.