Delays, delays, delays

The Boozy Weathergirl
14 hours ago
2 min read

If you're flying anywhere anytime soon, you might want to give yourself an eight-hour lead in to make sure you don't miss your flight. But do not delay in reading this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl or you might miss some epic content.

1

Remember way back when you used to take photos of your food, then go to the drive-through photo booth to have them developed and then drove to your friends house to show them, all before you ate? Yeah, me neither. So stop that shit and just let people eat when the food is served, please!

2

I was watching a movie the other day, and again, someone sat at a stranger's computer and guessed their password correctly. I mean, come on! I changed my password about 10 minutes ago, and I can't remember what the hell I decided on.

3

One thing I have learned about myself - I can't spend a lot of time with people who forget to eat. If we've been together for more than two hours, the first thing I am thinking is, "When they hell are we getting some food?"

4

The price of gas is criminal! That's why I went to three dealerships and test-drove three different cars in order to get my errands done.

5

I really do want to sleep better at night, but everything is so calm and peaceful from 2am to 5am.

6

I am starting up a new rewards program in my house for me. I think successfully completing at least 5 basic chores should award me a free martini!

7

On the flip side, I'm trying NOT to keep track of the amount of times I've thought, "hope we didn't need that," while vacuuming.

8

You know what really is the saddest thing ever? Getting older but not getting any taller.

9

Adulthood has shown me that you really don't need to have fun to have alcohol.

10

I used to love summer, but then I realized anytime can be summer if you have a lot of money. So now, I love money.

Delays, cancellations, layovers - all wasted time. EXCEPT when you make lemonade (or whatever this tasty drink is) outs of lemons. Or in this case, you make GIN out of GIN-A!