A Christ-mess

The Boozy Weathergirl
Dec 11, 2025
2 min read

I sat down after my girl's weekend and wrote a letter. It went like this - "Dear liver, The next few weeks are going to be wild. Hang in there, goddess." Hoping the humor in this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl is a little drier than my life.

1

To keep building on my intro, the one thing you can be sure of on a bonding weekend is that one friend is a planner/scheduler, one friend can follow an agenda/map, and the rest of us are drunkenly following these people around blindly all weekend.

2

I've reached the age where, if I hear a weird noise in the middle of the night, I no longer feel the need to get up and protect myself. It's more like I'm so fucking tired, I just think to myself, "Eh, I've had a good run."

3

It's that time of year when I go through my closet, and instead of donating the shit that should go, I decide to hold onto it in case, five years from now, I might suddenly decide to wear it.

4

How many recipes can I bookmark (somewhere) on my phone and never even remember that I saved them, let alone actually make them?

5

While away from people you know well, if you cannot think of the word for something, put on your best foreign accent and say, "I no know the word in EEEEEnglish." This way, people will think you are bilingual instead of an absolute idiot.

6

The holidays are upon us, and it reminds me that there are only two states of being for my home - "company's coming" or "there appears to have been a struggle here."

7

Also, there is no one in the world more surprised during THE season than a husband hearing about the plans his wife has already mentioned 287 times in the last three weeks.

8

I am convinced the universe knew I would be too powerful if I understood math.

9

Somehow, I just now upgraded my iPhone to the "Liquid Glass" design, and it's like relearning how to use my phone. Fuck you, Apple. F-U-C-K YOU!!!

10

Me in January through November - A mess. But me in December - A CHRISTmess!

I've given up on the idea of a real snow day here in Connecticut. The only way I am going to get to play like Anna and Elsa is to build a damn snowman myself. That being said, mine will be dirty - just like my martinis! Check out this recipe (shared by my friend, Deanna) to learn how to be a dirty girl like me!