FAFO

This week has left me hoping that we figure out what in THE HELL happened to Gene Hackman and his wife (they found out the dead dog was not even theirs - WHAT?!?) before I kick the bucket. Hoping this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl gives you some answers to life's questions as well.

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Building on last week's post, specifically the lotion bottles - while you are hitting this nearly-dried up container on your hand, it either yields a dew drop or a deluge. There is no in between.

2

Anyone who knows me knows that I have a severe case of FOMO, and I rarely decline an invitation to do something. However, even if I am looking forward to an outing, or 10, there is still a vision in my head of when and at what time I get to pass out in my own bed.

3

I probably have said this before, but these pics are so omnipresent on social media, it really Fs with my head. When there is a throwback post about the 80s that glamorizes Aqua net feathered hair, I swear to GOD that the girls in that photo actually went to my high school. Like, run upstairs to grab the yearbook and prove it kind of certainty.

4

The term Fuck Around and Find Out (FAFO) has been used quite a bit of late. I feel like it's used a threat. But, you see, I take it as a challenge. Because there is no circumstance in the world where I would NOT want to find out. I NEED to find out. It's just my over-curious, sometimes nosy, nature.

5

I got off a highway exit yesterday, and there was a gigantic, like restaurant-quantity, bag of frozen French fries torn and spilled all over the side of the road. I nearly cried for the deliciously lost potential of those little spuds.

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Second funniest thing I've read this week - I'm so glad I was taught to play the recorder at school. It really has come in handy during my adult life. I mean, I've lost count of the times I've resolved a difficult situation with a quick blast of "Three Blind Mice."

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Funniest thing I've read this week - People are cheering that English is now the official language of the United States, when the majority of you still can't figure out the difference between their, there and they're. It is truly baffling.

8

Saw a Whole Foods ad promoting end-of-week savings on things like sushi and oysters. Um, do you think we're dumb? I'm not buying your week-old, picked-over seafood that might be spoiled. If I want to puke, I'll just drink too much. #thanksbutnothanks

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While I support Black Out Friday and the push to help local businesses, all this has really done is made my "Save for Later" total close to $100,000 over the past week.

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Daylight Saving vs. Daylight Savings? I truly don't care which is correct, because both mean that I am losing a precious hour to recover from my Sunday-morning hangover this week. #buzzkill

I didn't really watch the Oscars, but apparently, "Anora" is so smutty that it could be titled "A-whore-a" and still be accurate. So, I am definitely going to stream that one! I'm also currently obsessed with the new season of "The White Lotus." If you're not watching, you are missing some screen genius. While the premise of the show is always to get away on a wellness retreat and ends up anything but, I thought I'd share the recipe for a shot that sounds healthy, but that is also just a ruse.