Retirement plan?

The Boozy Weathergirl
Mar 19
2 min read

Updated: 15 hours ago

I don't know about you, but I could really use a lottery win soon. This getting-up-every-day-and-going-to-work thing is getting old. Hoping this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl doesn't drain you.

1

My husband just cured all of my anxieties by saying, "Just don't worry about it!" I mean, honestly, why did I not think of that before?

2

Same train of thought - keep a picture of your spouse as your screensaver at all times. That way, when you're having a bad day, you can remind yourself that if you can handle his/her/their bullshit, you can handle anything!

3

Sometimes I imagine what I could achieve if I too had a wife like me.

4

The cool thing about social media is the constant affirmation that you are not the craziest person out there.

5

Did you ever think that nachos are tacos that just don't have their shit together?

6

When a woman says "What?," it's not because she didn't hear you. She's just giving you a chance to correct whatever you just said.

7

I'm pretty sure getting old just means that you'd rather day drink than go out all night.

8

Again, same train of thought - I don't get why employers are so put out by seeing pictures of employees partying on social media. I mean, if I saw one of my employees at a rager the night before, and they still showed up to work the next day, I would call that dedication!

9

Why is it always, "You are so OCD," and not, "Wow, I am so glad you were thinking of my wellbeing by wiping the germs off everything at least 10 times?"

10

Being a parent made me realize that my parents were not actually exaggerating when they told me they couldn't hear themselves think!

March Madness officially starts today, although I have been feeling the crazy all month long! If you want a slam dunk with your friends and family, try one of these recipes each day of the tourney! People will ask, "Orange you glad you tried this one?"