"When the moon hits your eye, like it's 4:45, that's November..." Stay awake for this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl ! 1 Every time I clean my house, it demonically whispers, "ha! ha! Nice effort, but try again tomorrow, bitch!" 2 As I downgraded my Netflix subscription, I wondered if I could also downgrade my subscription to adulting. I'm quite certain there is a less-expensive plan than the one I'm on. I don't mind ads anymore. Really. 3 Along wi

"I gave you life. Now you give me your Reese's. That's the deal." You can use some variation of this on virtually any dependent tomorrow night. Hopefully, this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl will help you get creative with other life-altering threats. 1 Today, I started a 28-day no swearing challenge, which will promptly restart tomorrow. 2 Thinking back to my days on the ranch, I didn't realize I was supposed to have everything figured out by my se

One of the best pieces of advice I got from a meme this week - Do not eat aluminum, or you'll sheet metal. For more ass-blowing advice and topics, keep reading this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl... 1 If you question why you are friends with me, keep in mind how comforting it must be for you to always be the normal one. 2 I have a lot of friends. But the truest friendships I have are the ones where we meet out for coffee and come home drunk AF. 3 F