Whoever is holding Mother Nature's beer while she breezes through all four seasons in a week, dump that shit out, please. She's obviously already drunk. Stay sober long enough to read this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl, OK? 1 The official signal to go to sleep is not yawning. It's actually when you drop your phone on your face. 2 Did you know that pollen allergies exist because there are too many male trees and not enough female trees? So again, m

With gas prices the way they are now, we need to thank our lucky stars that sex toys are battery-powered. Hope you get at least a little charge out of this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl! 1 I really don't get enough credit for the things I manage NOT to say. 2 If I call a company to pay my bills, why do I have to prove who I am? Are there a bunch of strangers calling to pay my bills? If so, please let them! 3 I am often embarrassed by the person I

If you're flying anywhere anytime soon, you might want to give yourself an eight-hour lead in to make sure you don't miss your flight. But do not delay in reading this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl or you might miss some epic content. 1 Remember way back when you used to take photos of your food, then go to the drive-through photo booth to have them developed and then drove to your friends house to show them, all before you ate? Yeah, me neither. So