Ah, the holiday season has arrived! That means it's time for me to upgrade from my regular anxiety to my deluxe, limited-edition holiday anxiety! Thanks for slowing down enough to read this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl. 1 The amount of butter I have used in the last week is just gonna have to stay between me and the Lord. 2 Sometimes when I'm feeling dumb, I remind myself that I got a bachelor's degree without using ChatGPT. 3 I swear my body add

Can we all please stop complaining about Christmas music in November and start writing some Thanksgiving bangers? We wouldn't have this problem if Thanksgiving had a few chart toppers. Here's hoping this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl is a big hit with you! 1 I listen to accidental butt dials like I am an FBI agent. 2 Me - Puts back the $10.59 pound of meat, because there is a $10.49 one next to it. Also me - "Sure, I'll have a third $20 martini." 3

I am proud of how far I have come. For example, today, I made it all the way to work, even though I didn't want to. Hope it's not too torturous trudging through this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl. 1 Have you ever looked at someone and thought, "Wow, their mom's eggs must have been expired?" 2 I think I just heard the office adaptation of Fuck Around and Find Out - Please test that assumption and take note of the results. 3 A few weeks back, I post