Reframing Jaws

The Boozy Weathergirl
3 days ago
2 min read

Between the air quality and the parasites, I have no choice but to sit on the couch and eat bon bons. Hoping the only viral thing about this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl is the sharing.

1

Being in perimenopause is like having your period, sleep, metabolism, memory and your sanity all suddenly becoming freelance workers.

2

According to Dateline, being the one who "lights up a room," is basically a death sentence. I will continue being the sarcastic bitch in the corner, thanks.

3

If I say to you, "I need coffee," and your start explaining sleep habits, I hope your fitted sheet comes off at 2 a.m.

4

Did you know that if watch Jaws backwards, it becomes a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to people who need them.

5

I was hospitalized this week due to a peek-a-boo accident. No worries. They put me in the ICU.

6

I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing, I retraced my steps, got distracted, now have no idea what is going on, and I have to pee.

7

If you had to choose between eating tacos or being thin the rest of your life, would you choose hard or soft tacos?

8

I read a stat that says vegetarians, on average, live nine years longer than the rest of us. Nine, horrible, bacon-less years. It's sad, really.

9

I broke down and got an emotional support pet. It's a chicken. It's crispy. It also came with a side biscuit and mashed potatoes.

10

Been thinking about my high school days a lot recently. Remember when we were so excited to be seniors? Well, look at us now. Just fucking look.

This burn off from the fires is intense! I can't recommend Fireball shots though. Just too basic. Instead, let's pretend there is beautiful sunshine - or at least sip it out of this glass!