I don't know about you, but I could really use a lottery win soon. This getting-up-every-day-and-going-to-work thing is getting old. Hoping this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl doesn't drain you. 1 My husband just cured all of my anxieties by saying, "Just don't worry about it!" I mean, honestly, why did I not think of that before? 2 Same train of thought - keep a picture of your spouse as your screensaver at all times. That way, when you're having a

OK, Spring. I see you showing a little leg out there! Too bad my legs are too pale to expose! Let's see if this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl can put a little spring in your step! 1 We've officially entered the I-Don't-Know-What-Damn-Coat-To-Wear season. Meaning that from now until early May, whatever jacket you choose to wear will ineviabtly be too hot or cold for the weather that day. 2 The problem with telling me to "treat myself" is that I have

It's kind of scary when the weatherman is the closest one to telling the truth on the news, isn't it? Basically everythig here in this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl is real, unless it incrimates me. 1 If you're about to leave a party, and a woman says, "give me five minutes," think five minutes left in the fourth quarter with all time outs still remaining, 2 If you open the microwave door a second or two before the time is up, it just shows you don