"I gave you life. Now you give me your Reese's. That's the deal." You can use some variation of this on virtually any dependent tomorrow night. Hopefully, this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl will help you get creative with other life-altering threats. 1 Today, I started a 28-day no swearing challenge, which will promptly restart tomorrow. 2 Thinking back to my days on the ranch, I didn't realize I was supposed to have everything figured out by my se

One of the best pieces of advice I got from a meme this week - Do not eat aluminum, or you'll sheet metal. For more ass-blowing advice and topics, keep reading this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl... 1 If you question why you are friends with me, keep in mind how comforting it must be for you to always be the normal one. 2 I have a lot of friends. But the truest friendships I have are the ones where we meet out for coffee and come home drunk AF. 3 F

I'm sending a shout out to everyone who gets through today without a nap. I pulled an all-dayer yesterday. It was pretty rough. Hoping this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl keeps you awake long enough to read it. 1 One thing this weekend taught me - there is nothing better to boost your self-confidence than visiting a local fair. 2 If my car can adjust the volume of the radio when I brake, then why can't my "smart" TV adjust the volume when I'm eatin