Can we all please stop complaining about Christmas music in November and start writing some Thanksgiving bangers? We wouldn't have this problem if Thanksgiving had a few chart toppers. Here's hoping this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl is a big hit with you! 1 I listen to accidental butt dials like I am an FBI agent. 2 Me - Puts back the $10.59 pound of meat, because there is a $10.49 one next to it. Also me - "Sure, I'll have a third $20 martini." 3

I am proud of how far I have come. For example, today, I made it all the way to work, even though I didn't want to. Hope it's not too torturous trudging through this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl. 1 Have you ever looked at someone and thought, "Wow, their mom's eggs must have been expired?" 2 I think I just heard the office adaptation of Fuck Around and Find Out - Please test that assumption and take note of the results. 3 A few weeks back, I post

"When the moon hits your eye, like it's 4:45, that's November..." Stay awake for this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl ! 1 Every time I clean my house, it demonically whispers, "ha! ha! Nice effort, but try again tomorrow, bitch!" 2 As I downgraded my Netflix subscription, I wondered if I could also downgrade my subscription to adulting. I'm quite certain there is a less-expensive plan than the one I'm on. I don't mind ads anymore. Really. 3 Along wi