The older I get, the more I understand why roosters scream to start their day. Relax and try to enjoy this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl. 1 I still don't understand what a wine stopper is for. 2 I do, however, understand preventing theft in our drug stores with those locked cabinets. But, for the love of God, we gotta unlock the deodorant aisle. Let people steal that shit during the summer as a public service, please. 3 The fact that "hemorrhoids"

Between the air quality and the parasites, I have no choice but to sit on the couch and eat bon bons. Hoping the only viral thing about this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl is the sharing. 1 Being in perimenopause is like having your period, sleep, metabolism, memory and your sanity all suddenly becoming freelance workers. 2 According to Dateline, being the one who "lights up a room," is basically a death sentence. I will continue being the sarcastic

Where are the pics from THE wedding? You know what I am talking about. I'm tired of the teasers and AI dumps. I want to see what really went down. If you're waiting like I am, check out this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl in the meantime. 1 Road signs for hazardous conditions are fine and all. But where are the signs that say, "This route strongly suggests wearing a sports bra?" Some of these Upstate back roads, with the twists, turns, bumps and poth