Whoever is holding Mother Nature's beer while she breezes through all four seasons in a week, dump that shit out, please. She's obviously already drunk. Stay sober long enough to read this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl, OK? 1 The official signal to go to sleep is not yawning. It's actually when you drop your phone on your face. 2 Did you know that pollen allergies exist because there are too many male trees and not enough female trees? So again, m