Indecision got you down? Just indulge!

The Boozy Weathergirl
Nov 19, 2020
3 min read

Updated: Jan 5, 2021

In a world of “should I or shouldn’t I” allow myself to do this and that, you definitely should not feel guilty about indulging in this week’s Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl.

1

Do you ever feel like you’re stuck between a rock and someone you’d like to hit with it?

2

I absolutely love it when people send me memes like it’s the first time I’ve ever seen them.

3

COVID update maps that aren’t labeled - what’s the purpose? I can’t remember what the shape of my perfect teenage ass looked like, let alone the shape of my town. In a cluster of many other towns. All shaded the same color. #useless

4

When you make that face that screams, “I’m done with this conversation,” but the person you’re talking with keeps going on and on and on…

5

There are some people I would like to unfriend, but in real life. Can I get a button for that, please?

6

Why do I throw away the box before I am finished cooking whatever was inside of it? I can barely remember what I’m making, let alone the five instructions I just read to prepare this food. Yet, I think I’ve got it, every time. And every time, I’m digging through the trash to “get it” again.

7

I am not a huge fan of my huge breasts. However, if I run out of masks, I can just cut up my bras and use a bungee cord to secure it around my head. #boobiebonus

8

I type in a word, and I can’t tell whether or not I’ve spelled it correctly, but it’s not highlighted for a spell check, yet I still think it’s not right. So I stare at it. Then I write it down, a couple of different ways. Then I look it up in the dictionary and confirm that I spelled it right the first time. But I ultimately change it to something simpler, because I don’t want it to be spelled wrong.

9

I’m usually only green after a hard night of partying. I do, however, like to save and refill containers. Which is great until the substance inside is a liquid. Remember, I am your friend with no spacial awareness. This includes depth. I try so, so hard to focus. I’ll start pouring, then stopping, then pouring, then stopping. Until that last pour, that I just had to do, where the liquid spills all over the sides of the container, whatever the container was sitting on and me. Now, if this was chocolate or caramel, OK. But it’s not. It’s like overly-fragrant Poo Pourri or detergent. So now I smell like I’m trying way too hard to mask a fart or something. And it takes like 20 minutes to clean up. Not to mention all the product I wasted by trying to save money with the refill.

10

If I type in “ducking,” will it autocorrect to what I really wanted to say?

Though this countdown is over, in certain states, they’re STILL counting! Does anyone even remember there was an election at this point? I CAN count on some delicious beverages to get me through this lackluster holiday season. If you’re like me and prefer to be cranberry sauced during the holidays, add this recipe to your shopping list for next week!