How 'bout them apples

How is it November? I'm serious. There are only two months left in the year, and I haven't saved enough money or energy to get through them! But somehow, I mustered up enough umph to provide you with this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl.

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1

Headline I read - "Drug dealer arrested after mistaking a police car for a taxi." Forgive my uncontrolled laughter, but dude, how high do you have to be to do that? #smh

2

If you are going to ask me a question that involves my opinion, you can't then berate my answer and tell me that my opinion is wrong. If you don't want my input, then don't ask me. I certainly don't need to waste my time on your shit.

3

I love to entertain. However, I hate when I pick out all the food I love to make, spend hours making it all, then find myself too exhausted to even think about eating any of it.

4

Speaking of food, it's amazing how June Cleaver I try to be when I know my family is eating at home. It's also surprising how Peg Bundy I become when I know they're not.

5

I have never claimed to be a good driver. But is there some scientific study that proves you drive worse when someone else is in the car with you? I swear I don't make half the driving mistakes I do when there's no one criticizing me!

6

I think there is nothing worse than going through the drive thru and not realizing your order is wrong until you get home. Well, if you are a wife/mother like me, it might be worse for whichever unfortunate family member is the one who screwed up the order. (Even if you didn't, you did.)

7

How is it that no matter when I eat popcorn, one of those kernel outer shells ALWAYS gets stuck in my tooth? And it's not the front tooth. It's the farthest back tooth. So, if I try to reach it, I'm basically shoving my entire hand in my mouth. And I can't wait to do this until I'm alone, because it is literally driving me INSANE that it won't come loose. I swear, when I go for six-month cleanings, there is still the remnant of some long-lost kernel case that the hygienist digs out.

8

Why is it that my toes could be frozen when I get into bed, but they are flaming infernos shortly after I've spent any time under covers? Like, my teeth could be chattering, and I need five blankets plus socks piled on them to start. But if I wake up an hour later, I am kicking the covers and trying to use one foot to get the other foot's sock off, so that I don't have to exert the effort to reach them with my hands. And then they must stay out of the blanket for the rest of the night.

9

Why would anyone make pants that have fake pockets? There is no in between here! You are either a functional opening that holds things, or you are a fucking annoying item that should never even exist.

10

I used to believe that an apple a day kept the doctor away. But as I've gone through life, I have found that an apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

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If you wait until November 1st to turn your heat on, congrats, you made it. And speaking of apples, my friend, Dawn, sent me this fantastically easy recipe that I made Halloween evening, and it was delicious! If you prefer to drink your apple pie, then you have come to the right place. I'd say the only thing I would add is a rim of cinnamon sugar. #howboutthemapples

I'll drink my pie, thanks!

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Cheers- Your Boozy Weathergirl