Fully stocked.
- Jul 8, 2020
- 2 min read
Even though re-openings are being delayed or cancelled, one thing that never shuts down is my brain. So here is this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl.
1
Amazon is my bitch. Thanks to Leigh Leigh for helping me realize this!
2
We all know a “Karen.” Hell, the Northeast is littered with them. But what’s the name for the male version?
3
The other day, no less than five squirrels crossed the path of my car. I’m happy to say I did not kill any. In fact, I’m not sure I’ve ever killed a squirrel. However, I am quite certain that, with their crazy ping-pong volley in the road right before you reach them, those tiny rodents have probably caused more heart attacks or accidents than drunk drivers!
4
I heard this saying the other day. I felt it needed to be shared and used, considering the state of idiocy that our country is presently in – “I got some pennies in my purse. You better take ‘em, ‘cuz they’ll be the only “sense” you got!”
5
Wednesday is such an annoying and pointless day of the week. Let’s hope it being “Hump” Day actually gives it redemption.
6
My daughter started playing volleyball. They wear those Soffee booty shorts. Cute on fit high schoolers. Fast forward to the Shop Rite parking lot. Same shorts not looking so hot on the 40-something on the fast track to the donut shop. Know your body. Dress for your body.
7
On that same note, I’ve decided to buy my clothes two sizes too big. It makes me feel skinnier, and people keep asking me if I’ve lost weight!
8
So, why do people take pictures with masks on, only to post next to it an identical picture, in the same stance, wrapped around a person, with the mask off?
9
I like coffee about as much as I like liquor. For those who don’t like coffee, what’s your secret? Do you just magically get 10 hours of sleep per night? Do you have an endless supply of free time to catch up on everything? Do you never get hungover? I really need to know.
10
Do you place your toilet paper on the roll so it folds over or under? If you said “under,” you’re wrong. Now go fix it.
Wishing you nothing but fun in the sun this coming week. If that doesn't happen, may your bar be fully stocked!
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