Limequats

The Boozy Weathergirl
2 days ago
2 min read

Ah, summer. For some, it’s already over. Kind of like Tony Romo’s broadcasting career - maybe. But there’s no end to the fun in this week’s Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl

1

It's ironic when you pull into a gas station and see a gas truck filling up its gas tank with gasoline.

2

I checked out a new microwave. You had to press a button to tell it to open the door. Now even home appliances need two-factor identification.

3

Why doesn't someone invent a clear toaster? That way I could check on how toasted my toast is while it's toasting.

4

We're starting to plan for my daughter's move into her new college apartment. Based on the time she spent here this summer, I am sincerely hoping that at least one of her roommates knows how to clean a bathroom.

5

I'm so excited! I got cast in a movie about a bakery. It's not big part. It's just a small roll.

6

Since they are scanning me anyway, why can't airport security do something useful, like, tell me if they see a suspicious mass or report on how my bone density is doing?

7

I was really hoping to age like fine wine. But I think my repeated use of fine wine has contributed to my aging more like a fine banana.

8

Have you ever wondered, just a little bit, if Netflix has somehow funded these murders for the documentaries?

9

Is it weird that sometimes, as a short person, I actually get excited when I bump my head on things?

10

Kids today never dodged Marlboro ashes that flew into the back seat, and it shows...

We’ve had a lot of rain here lately. So I looked up drinks to make you happy on a rainy day. One of them called for a limequat. What the hell is that? So I went with this one instead. Orchid is optional!